Monday, April 12, 2010

American Political Discourse... And Juno Too!

Carey

like she picked a premise designed to piss people off and then made the protagonist such an edgy little dickens that everyone sort of went "oh that Juno. Oh that Diablo"

8:34pm

Fred

something like that

8:34pm

Carey

aye agreed

8:34pm

Fred

except the premise

8:34pm

Fred

that creepy crypto christian right thing about keeping the baby

so people would like her

fake populist movie critics would like how understanding she was

8:34pm

Carey

i mean diablo is aiming at a liberal audience that will associate with hipsters though

thats whats so frustrating about the movie

its a conservative, unthinking message dressed up like a radical grrl!

and littered with empty deadpan and mugging instead of acting

8:36pm

Fred

yeah exactly

the whole fake conservative and liberal mixing thing

you know how the press keeps trying to find post-ideological narratives?

8:36pm

Carey

yeah no shit

well obama did run on that

8:36pm

Fred

and jump on obama's dick because he's "post ideological"

8:36pm

Carey

right

8:36pm

Fred

its like that

the movie's post ideological!

we can see past our differences!

no we can't

8:37pm

Carey

i mean so did clinton and blair though,werent they called 'third way' candidates at the time

well we can if we only care about identity politics

it sems like the post-political thing is wiffle bat the left is using these last couple of decades

sorry i was talking about two different things there

8:39pm

Fred

nah its part of the same hateful phenomenon

you know what i really love about all this?

8:39pm

Carey

what?

8:40pm

Fred

that fascism has been historically the most successful and prevalent "third way" movement

but who give a fuck about nazis right?

go clinton-consensus!

fukuyama was right!

so diablo cody is a nazi

8:41pm

Carey

hehe what was his deal again? was he the new economy guy?

8:41pm

Fred

may she be hung at nuremberg

he was the end of history guy

im sorry i must be in a bad mood or something

8:42pm

Carey

no its ok

yeah just refreshed on wiki

we are spitting venom because china will bury us because good old folks in virginia cant get over a century old ass beating

which i think is essentially the problem

8:45pm

Carey

the south is deliberately destroying us and they have been ever since we made the mistake of missing the opportunity to tell them not to let the door hit their asses on the way out

8:46pm

Fred

yeah and diablo cody wants to placate them

surrender

that's why i hate her!

i figured it out

she's a traitor

8:47pm

Carey

i dont think we can have a loyal minority from a political party that is so rooted in the tradition of jerking off a bunch of whiny losers

to the left?

8:47pm

Fred

to a society that isn't run by troglodytes

8:47pm

Carey

so to the left

American Political Discourse

9:37pm

Carey

my favorite thing is trying to swing every conversation around to a rant on some awful fox news personality i only know about because im a masochist


9:38pm

Fred

i have something like that, but worse

ive been talking about the christian right to a disturbing degree

people are starting to wonder

9:38pm

Carey

well huckabee has his own show now

9:39pm

Fred

even i cant do that

9:39pm

Carey

its healthy to hate them

watch it, you mean?

9:39pm

Fred

yeah

im more of a john hagee man myself

huckabee's too good at the diplomacy part

hagee's a nazi with his cock flapping in the air

i admire his candor

huckabee manages to be somehow totally crazy and boring at the same time

its a rare quality but it doesnt demand my attention for some reason

maybe when he's caught with a dick up his ass by some undercover cop like the rest of them ill start following his shit

9:42pm

Carey

yeah hagee is slimier and more obviously a crook

oh id tag huckabee as a pedophile

i would put money on that

it will come out

9:43pm

Fred

thats more of a catholic thing

protestant nutbags have a tendencies towards prostitutes or fuckbuddies there own age

9:43pm

Carey

i mean its institutionalized there, sure, but you get yerred state congressmen after their pages

9:43pm

Fred

some happen to be the same sex is the thing

yeah i forgot about foley, true true

9:44pm

Carey

i dont know man

its those hands. and huckabee's whole sitting by the fireplace comfort he exudes. you know he uses that to fuck children

look at him

look at his hands